Moles are making a comeback! Come to one of our upcoming shows, all featuring Holy Moles!
Opry member Molbert Avagodrov gets a Facebook!
The Opry gains two new members: Wilhelm Ostwald and John Dalton!
New in 2009: The Grand Mole Opry gets a mole makeover!






You told us what you think is the Greatest Classic Moley Song of All Time. Below are the Top 6 choices from your submissions. Which of these Classic Tunes would you most want to hear at an Opry Moley Classics show?
(By the way, you don't really get a say. So much for democracy!)


Q. I don't know what a mole is or who Avagodrov was. I never took a chemistry class in high school, and now I regret it. The reason was, I didn't have a cool teacher to teach it. Can you tell me anything about moles?

A. NO!! Imbeciles like you should not be allowed to live. GET LOST.